And Sam Dam Who Sane, too! By: Reverend   Feb 14-2006 "Shooting lawyers in the face is a critical part of the war on terror." I have medicine in my pants By: Reverend   Oct 16-2005 "Is the cell phone taken anally or orally?" No one judges at Church Basics By: Reverend   Aug 23-2005 "Jesus Christ's unfair monopoly on Salvation has finally been broken." Through thick and thin By: Reverend   Aug 08-2005 "Ur Lezbo's have always been there for me." Population: some By: Reverend   Feb 25-2005 "Where the disappointed rest." Always keep your receipts By: Reverend   Feb 25-2005 "Most pet stores have liberal return policies." Soothing ointment forms a protective coating By: Reverend   Feb 24-2005 "Boogers!" An Internal Memo By: Reverend   Feb 04-2005 "I'm a bicyclenaut! Choo-choo!"