I will dream of you, green tape. By: Reverend   Feb 16-2006 I decided to paint my bed room a few weeks ago. I came up with a colour scheme, burgandy on the bottom, beige on top, with a line of white through the middle. The closets and ceiling would also be white, so it would look like the white line poured into and out of the closets. I thought it would look pretty good. Keep in mind, now, that I am no Bob Vila. To me, a hammer is something in a RPG that looks really cool but doesn't do as much damage as a sword. I called my uncle, who works as a house painter, looking for advice, about half-way through the job when it was way too late. He told me that he would charge a lot of money to do what I was trying, painting a room so that the walls change colours half-way up, not only once, but twice. He said it is very difficult. Man alive, but he knows his stuff. Taping and retaping so that one colour doesn't get on the next, very difficult, and time consuming. Today, a very pretty girl told me she was ugly, with a reaction so swift and automatic that it seemed rehearsed. Anyway, there is a new comic, courtesy of Tempo.