As I continue to walk in the land of the living By: Reverend   Mar 01-2005

It seems that I may have jumped the gun. I can find no substantiating evidence on the Internet to prove the events in my previous post actually occurred. Not the psychic's name, or the day the show was aired, or anything at all.

In my quest to bring the truth to light, I became a member of the official Oprah site in order to access their message boards. Clearly, this involved a significant sacrifice on my part. I asked whether these predictions were really made on the show, but getting solid answers out of these weepy middle agers is like trying to pull teeth from a hippopotamus.

No, I don't want to talk about my feelings, or your divorce.

It now seems likely that I was taken in by a hoax, a hoax whose pure magnetism and charm drew me like a high-priced New York call girl. It was on every tongue, and I helped to pass the deception along. I may or may not be posting on this subject again, depending on whether or not I'm carried away by an avalanche of epic proportions.

I find it terribly interesting that if something doesn't exist on the internet, then I assume it doesn't exist in the real world. Layers upon layers of meaning.