As I prepare to cross the river styx By: Reverend   Mar 01-2005 Apparently, a psychic was on Oprah sometime last week. This psychic had true prophetic power, and was able to predict the Asian tsunami with clarity weeks before it happened. It was an awful shame that nobody took her seriously. Oprah, trying to squeeze every last bit of performance power out of her guest like a Nascar driver cruising a turn, pushed the psychic for further predictions. As luck would have it, another terrible disaster was close on the horizon. A snowstorm, unlike any the world has ever seen, will rack the eastern seaboard for five days, starting on March 1st. Cape Breton island especially will be destroyed. I live on Cape Breton island. A powerful psychic on an exceedingly popular television show that I don't watch myself has predicted my own personal doom. This seems to me to be a distinction of merit. I hope Cape Breton, once destroyed and buried beneath mountains of snow and ice, attains mythical status like Atlantis. People in the future will talk about what a centre of learning and culture Cape Breton was, it's meanest citizen a sage by modern standards. Maybe my stuff will be in a museum.