It's just as I've always imagined By: Reverend   Feb 24-2005 Hello there, Internet! Look at me, updating all by myself. I've gotten my antique, collector's item computer working last week. I've installed on it all the FTP software a man could ever need, indeed, a very sturdy piece of programming. From time to time, I'll be producing satirical items for your enjoyment. For my own personal use, I've aquired a cellular phone. My passage into the twenty-first century is now assured. I bought it from Telus Mobility, and it has a little camera on it there. I deem it worthy. You should check out the article and comic sections.